10 ways to commit suicide

1. Go bungee jumping with a pocket knife. Cut rope while in mid air. Die spectacularly with a rush of adrenaline.

2. For artists: drink turpentine. Or consume 7 tubes of oil paint.

3. For sheng players : impale self on sheng

4. For scientists : drink a bottle of 70% alcohol, the type used to clean lab benches.

5. For insomniacs: eat at least 20 sleeping pills and have the longest uninterrupted nap ever.

6. Throw self off tall building. Preferably tallest building in country. So you can make headlines.

7. Go swimming in heavily polluted rivers. I think there are plenty in China, advertised by the newspapers.

8. Locate any major artery in neck. Mark with an "X" using a marker. Look in mirror and stab skewer in.

9. Tie strong electrical cable to suitable high place. Form a noose. The rest you know.

10. Drink maybe 100 shots of double expresso.