The title says it all.
1. The Keyboard with Strings and Hammers
Well this one... is Schmetterling's first instrument.
Hazards :
All sorts of hand and wrist sprains.
Prone to little bits breaking off which results in a need for a $50 replacement.
Expensive lessons which burn a hole in your pocket.
The psychological trauma of having to see a (male) teacher with fluffy purple bedroom slippers every week.
2. The Bunch of Reeds
Schmetterling's second and favoritest instrument. :)
Causes severe shortness of breath and giddyness due to lack of oxygen to the brain.
Like the first, causes all sorts of hand and wrist sprains.
Also results in a very sore tongue indeed.
Also rather loud, thus Schmetterling is somewhat deaf now.
3. The Six-Stringed Block of Wood
Just recently picked up.
Results in blisters and calluses. ( I grieve for my soft smooth skin )
Also causes some damage to nails. Therefore Schmetterling does not paint her nails.
Lessons burn hole in pocket.
Crap entry. But bored.
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lack of oxygen to brain for all wind instrument players means that the section(s) involved is/are often filled with nutcases. heeeeeheeeeeeeeee
hahaha....at least u're learning alot of stuff =)
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