Thursday, July 06, 2006

Ugh

Note: The author apologises for the interruption of the Stupid-Lame-Funny-Anecdotes series to just ramble a little bit

Well I suppose it's time to formally introduce Sean, since I'm going to ramble about him for awhile today.

Sean is a very charming young fellow with dusty brown hair, streaked with gold.

Like most males though, Sean has a problem with personal hygiene.

You see, Sean is a Campbell Dwarf Hamster, and perhaps his mama forgot to teach him how to keep himself clean.

Sean has a rather disturbing habit of urinating and pooping on the excercise wheel, which he then proceeds to run on and sleep on.

So his ever-patient owner has to give him a bath almost every week just to remove the dried pee that's making his fur all sticky.

Not to mention that it stinks.

A lot.

And I can't bring myself to be mad at him because he's so cute and stares at me with those limpid brown eyes....




Bah.

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